🧸💀 SOUR. SWEET. DANGEROUSLY CUTE. – The Gummy Bears That Bite Back!
Warning: Adorably hazardous! These aren’t your average gummy bears—Toxic Waste Sour Gummy Bears are coated in face-melting sour powder that dares your taste buds to survive. Each tiny bear packs a massive punch of sour intensity followed by sweet, chewy relief. Are you brave enough to take on the cutest toxic challenge ever?
💀 WHY TOXIC WASTE BEARS ARE A (DELICIOUS) THREAT:
✅ MAXIMUM SOUR LEVEL – Coated in tongue-tingling, eye-watering sour crystals
✅ FIVE DEADLY FRUIT FLAVORS – Cherry (red), lime (green), lemon (yellow), orange (orange), blue raspberry (blue)
✅ CHEWY + TANGY TEXTURE – Soft enough to chew, sour enough to make you gasp
✅ HAZMAT-BARREL PACKAGING – Stores in its own iconic toxic waste container
✅ PERFECT FOR SOUR DARES – The ultimate test of courage for candy lovers
🍋 FLAVOR BREAKDOWN (R.I.P. Your Taste Buds):
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Red: Cherry – sweet & deadly
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Green: Lime – zesty & vicious
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Yellow: Lemon – sharp & shameless
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Orange: Orange – tangy & treacherous
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Blue: Blue Raspberry – bold & radioactive
☣️ WHEN TO DEPLOY THESE BEARS:
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Sour candy challenges – who can handle the most?
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Party games & pranks – watch your friends squirm!
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Gaming fuel – stay alert with every sour shock
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TikTok dares – #SourGummyBearChallenge awaits!
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Punishingly good snacking – no occasion needed
📦 WHAT’S IN THE BARREL:
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1 resealable toxic waste barrel containing 5oz (142g) of sour gummy bears
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Five violently vibrant flavors – because variety is the spice of danger
📜 INGREDIENTS:
Corn Syrup, Sugar, Gelatin, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Carnuba Wax, Colors (Yellow 5, Red 40, Blue 1, Yellow 6).
⚖️ NUTRITION (Per 10 bears):
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Calories: 100
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Total Fat: 0g
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Sodium: 15mg
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Carbs: 24g
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Sugars: 15g
🎯 WHO ARE THESE FOR?
✔ Sour candy maniacs who live on the edge
✔ Party starters who believe snacks should be an event
✔ Content creators craving viral challenge material
✔ Anyone who thinks candy should come with a warning label
🚨 WARNING:
Side effects may include:
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😬 Immediate pucker face
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😅 Uncontrollable shivers
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🤣 Suspicious enjoyment of the pain
🚀 CLICK "ADD TO CART" TO ACCEPT THE MISSION!
❤️ WHY MCR SNACK DISTRO?
✔ Genuine Toxic Waste products – no counterfeit courage here
✔ Fast shipping – because danger waits for no one
✔ We specialize in fun – you specialize in bravery
👉 ORDER NOW AND CONQUER THE SOUR APOCALYPSE!
